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forgive grammar/spelling, etc errors and poor attempts at humor...

PENTHOUSE GUNDAM

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Letter 4:

House Mates

Dear Penthouse,

I live with a baka named Duo, and he's an avid reader of your magazine. He's always leaving them laying all over the house, or following me around as I attempt to work, going ,"hey, listen to this one!" No matter how many times I've told him that all those letters are fake, he just swears they really happen. I had always laughed him off, and I never thought I would be writing one of these letters, but recently he proved me wrong.

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Not only do I live with Duo, but I'm also an equal partner in a salvaging business with him. We've been best friends ever since we met way back during the war, and it's been a strictly platonic relationship with each of us living our own lives outside of work, but always coming home to the comfort of our home and each other. I'd never really thought of him in any other way until we put in a pool in our back yard...that's when I started noticing he had the body of a god, and an ass that could entice an angel to sin.

Every night when we finished up in the garage he would jump in the pool as I fixed dinner. Now that may sound a little chauvinistic to the feminists out there, but then they've never tasted Duo's ummm...cooking. Anyway, one night, while staring out the window as I was fixing the salad, I notice how his tanned muscles rippled across his taunt stomach and back as he dove off the diving board, and how his swim trunks plastered themselves to his body as he climbed out to dive again and again. I stood there in a aroused daze until he came up and knocked on the window with a big smile and asked if dinner was going to be a while. I was confused and asked him why he thought that because he knew we were having salad and lasagna that I had put in the oven at lunch. He snickered and said he thought I might need a little time to myself, then he looked down at my hands before sauntering back to the pool. It was then that I noticed that I had a rather large cucumber in my hands and was giving it a hand job for all I was worth.

Pale people should not blush... it is not attractive and I do not look good in red.

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Dinner was a quite affair, which is rare for Duo the mouth. He's always got something going on, and talks incessantly, but that night, he just kept glancing at me peculiarly, his beautiful eyes so sexy, and ate two helpings in virtual silence. I on the other hand, couldn't talk from embarrassment. I knew my ears were still red, and I didn't want him to laugh at me some more and start questioning me about my love life, or lack there of. How could I ever tell him that it was him I was lusting after, and I was so hot and desperate for him, that that damn cuke was beginning to even sound good.

Duo finished dessert and left the house... He had another date with Debbie Does Everybody; that fake blonde bimbo! I finished the dishes and flopped down on the couch to watch a little TV, but got restless as there was nothing on the screen that seemed to hold my attention, and I was drawing the line at checking out Duo's AmericanXXXtasy channel...at least not yet. *sigh* I took a shower and decided to read in bed for a little while to try to relax, but my skin felt so warm and sensitive even the soft sheets felt scratchy. Giving up, I threw on my old blue bikini and headed to the pool...my plan was to workout so hard I'd finally fall asleep from exhaustion.

Of course it didn't work.

I swam laps and played in the water under the stars for an hour, but still sleep was elusive. So I stretched out in a big canvas lounge chair with my book. There was enough light from the kitchen window shining over my shoulder that I could once again attempt to read and relax.

What a big mistake.

Instead of calming me, the trashy romance novel about a Scottish Laird with long burnished hair, enticing a feisty little female from a rival clan to fall in love with him and betray everything she knew just to follow him, made me think of Duo.

I felt my skin burn as I closed my eyes and imagined Duo in a dark kilt and leather, carrying a heavy sword.... Him taking off the leather gear, then the kilt... his hair unbound as he stood naked before me... proud and erect as he beckoned me to join him.

It was too much.

My breasts were flushed and tingling and in a fit of temper I threw the worthless scrap of blue cotton covering them, into the pool. The soft summer breeze caressing them only made them tighten more painfully, and at thought of Duo's mouth giving them relief and sucking them gently, my hand slipped into the little bikini bottoms.

I'd given myself up to a full-blown Duo fantasy and was so hot my hips were coming up off the chaise with each thrust of my fingers, when suddenly a big warm hand spread across my belly and held me down as another calloused hand joined mine and scraped across my clit before pushing deep inside me. I was so wet, and got him even wetter as I clinched around his big fingers and screamed all my pent up frustrations out in one big orgasm.

I lay there in bliss... his fingers still inside me causing residual tremors of pleasure, his other hand caressing my stomach before moving up to brush the damp bangs out of my face. He bent down and kissed one puckered pouting nipple before brushing my lips with his own.

All this time I had not once opened my eyes, and he had not spoken, but I knew it was ~Him~. I knew his smell, and his mere presence had always had always caused my body to shiver. I had imagined his touch a million times, and tonight I knew it for real.

I opened my eyes and stared into the luminescent face of my beloved. He caressed my cheek with his thumb and kissed me; lightly licking my lips before fully possessing. He pushed his wet fingers in deeper before withdrawing and sensually licking off my essence. He picked me up and carried me off to his bedroom where he finally claimed me as his goddess.

It was a beautiful night... full of naughty and hot, incredibly good sex.

well...except for the one time when he asked if I'd like him to go get a cucumber out of the fridge; after which a pillow fight ensued which ended with me bent over the side of the bed, and Duo demonstrating the intricacies of 'doggie-style'. Of course he did eventually go get the cucumber, but I think that story would be better left for another time. Right now, I much prefer some ice, a lot of sun-block, and some chocolate covered cherries...

well, gotta run, Duo just got back from the candy store...

Hilde S. Maxwell

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AmericanXXXtasy used to be a real (very naughty)channel on satellite way back in the early 90's --see mom, I DID learn something in college! (oh yeah... money WELL spent!)

anyway, I don't own that channel(if it still exists), Penthouse Forum, or Gundam Wing.

^___^

saba